My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.

Jack Bunbury
My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and...
My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and...
My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and...
My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and...
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My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse. The phrase "my toes are a total wreck" is often used when discussing something that is bothering you. It means you are completely irritated by something. When you're being ridiculed, you can say it with complete seriousness, as if your toe was saying it to the person who was mocking you.

Source: He/She Smells A Hoohoo

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